weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
We have started to decorate penises.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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