What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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