Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
you win again, gameday.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
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