my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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