So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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