Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Randomize
