Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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