But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
it wasn't lemon gatorade
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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