small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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