If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Randomize
