You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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