Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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