I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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