So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
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I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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