How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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