That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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