Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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