I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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