I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
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