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Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
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