Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
worst night to have a conscience
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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