8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize