Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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