I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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