quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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