I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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