just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
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