You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
