Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
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