There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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