K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
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