She is in my trunk
We named our party play list daddy issues
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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