Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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