I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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