i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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