fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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