She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
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