Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
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