Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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