you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
So apparently I’m into choking now
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