he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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