he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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