I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
