HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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