her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
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