Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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