You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
we're making bets on your personal life
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
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