it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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