after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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