it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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