Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Houston, we have a blender
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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