Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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